A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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