Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Guest what in the butt

A russian gives away vodka.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

How you know when dislextic

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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