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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

yolo your orange looks orange

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

why am I writing this...im bored

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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