- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

a chinese man pays the full price

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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