Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Anti Joke

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