What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Justin Bieber

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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