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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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