The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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ur gey

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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