- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Do the roar!

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Who is it?

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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