why did the guy die? because he got hit by a train. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Cliterus

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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