Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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Jake. Walsh.

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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