A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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