1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

This is not funny.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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