is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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penis

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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