- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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