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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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