- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Once upon a time, The end.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

knock knock go away!!!

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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