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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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