Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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read this sentence again.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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