How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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