Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

j.p. is dumb

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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