Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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