- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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