- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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