One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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ure mama's so fat

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Anti Joke

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