In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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