- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Don't believe in Atheists.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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A Serbian Film

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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