- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??