- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Chris is hairy

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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