What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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woman's rights

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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