- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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