An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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It's all Taggart

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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