Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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