Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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pobody's nerfect

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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