What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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