- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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