- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Whats 1+1? window!

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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