- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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