- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Whats green? The color green.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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