Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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