- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Barack Obama.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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