- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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