- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Please ignore this statement.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Why didn't he finish his

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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