- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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