- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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