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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

The truth is he loves her!!

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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