- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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