What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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pobody's nerfect

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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