- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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