- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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