- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

hahahahaha thats not funny

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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