Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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