- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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