- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What comes after 69? 70

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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