- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What are annoying? Ads.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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