A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Pickles

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Black people in Camden NJ.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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