A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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What's just not right? Left

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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