- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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