Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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