- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

your face is kinda funny

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