what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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