- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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