- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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