- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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