- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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