Alchohol.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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George W. Bush

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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