- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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