What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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