P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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