- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

If you were a cactus, why?

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