Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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