- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Guess what? You guessed it.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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