- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

I have a horse.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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