- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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