Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

your mama so old, shes dead.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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