Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

The chickens have become self-aware!

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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