- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

outside your comfort zone

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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