- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

whos on the right track? lady gaga

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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