- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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