Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Skinny people fart less.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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