- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Jesus Christ

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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