- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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