- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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