Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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