Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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read this sentence again.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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