- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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