- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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