A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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