What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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