Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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