- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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