What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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