Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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sfdg

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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woman's rights

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