What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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