- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

im telling maguire

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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