- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

your face

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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