If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Half life 3 confirmed

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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