- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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