- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

If you have a stroke, call 000

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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