- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

I was watching Fox news.

knock knock... ...no answer

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Badabing.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Wait! hundred billions!

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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