- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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