- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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