What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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