- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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