- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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