Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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The New York Giants

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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whats white jizz

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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Anti Joke

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