- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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