- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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