Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Anyone can post anything.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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