Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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