George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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womens rights

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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