A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

women's rights.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why do fat people commit suicide

Oh, go away

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

every cloud has a silver lining

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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