What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Knock knock.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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