- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Ross.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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