- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

Bob Saget

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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