Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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Why? Because.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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