- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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