Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

My dog barks when someones at the door.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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