- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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