- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Knock knock Fuck off!

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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