A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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