A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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black chicken. kfc

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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