Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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