What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Why did the black man die? He was shot

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

What's long and black? A long and black object.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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