whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Knock Knock Who's there

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Hello

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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