- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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