- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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