- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Go away still nothing to see

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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