- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

A seal walks into a club.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Take part of what?

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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