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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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