what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

What do you call an arab ?

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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